"Do I look like I'm neutral?"

I recently walked past some beached-whale-with-breasts in Victoria station. This 'mammal' bore a straining and visibly ripping T-Shirt with the slogan:

"Do I look like I'm interested?"

To this moment I wish I could've relived that moment with a big black marker pen so I could cross out the last two letters and replace them with "ing". Of course, the answer to the question would've been 'yes', in a car crash sort of way.

Not that I can necessarily talk. This is what I'm wearing: